About
Knighthawk
Aliases: Otto Parts, The Hawk
Occupation: Shreader
Favorite food: Buffalo Wings
Turn-ons: Redheads
Turn-offs: Ranch Dressing
Favorite Midwestern state: Ohio
Favorite Sitcom Name: Carlton
Favorite line in America the Beautiful: For purple mountain majesties
Favorite utensil: Fingers
Favorite blunt instrument: Bass Clarinet
Favorite expletive: Son-of-a-Bitch!
Favorite weapon of mass destruction: The Dukes Ass!
Favorite element on periodic table: Titanium
Favorite monkey: Macaque
Favorite gift the wise men brought Baby Jesus: Frankincense
Hobbies: Doing stuff
Langley
Aliases: Langley
Occupation: Digital Media Commander
Favorite food: Depends how hungover I am.
Turn-ons: naked women. naked women who give me attention.
Turn-offs: granny-porn.
Favorite Midwestern state: I like pie.
Favorite Sitcom Name: Midget Full House
Favorite line in America the Beautiful: “Till souls wax fair as earth and air”
Favorite utensil: stick and rock.
Favorite blunt instrument: I hate James Blunt, but he’s known for the guitar.
Favorite expletive: Cootersnatchtwat. or Cockrodshaftballs.
Favorite weapon of mass destruction: the ones we can’t find.
Favorite element on periodic table: Ununbium
Favorite monkey: Bababooey
Favorite gift the wise men brought Baby Jesus: The gift of influencing millions of people long after he’s dead.
Hobbies: Filling out these stupid shit quizzes.
The Duke
Aliases: Duke
Occupation: Video Whore
Favorite food: Fruity Pebbles
Turn-ons: Prostate Stimulization, Big Boobies & Music
Turn-offs: Oprah, Michael Bay & Chewing with your mouth open.
Favorite Midwestern state: why the state of “Shock” of course…
Favorite Sitcom Name: BJ & the Bear
Favorite line in America the Beautiful: “From Sea to Shining Sea”
Favorite utensil: Metal Tongs
Favorite blunt instrument: I prefer sharp things, like a prison “Shive” or “Shank”
Favorite expletive: “Fuckin’ Shit Fuck!”
Favorite weapon of mass destruction: Organized Religion (not my favorite, but it seems to work the best).
Favorite element on periodic table: Boron
Favorite monkey: Mike Nesmith or Lancelot Link
Favorite gift the wise men brought Baby Jesus: A Corvette. Wait, that didn’t happen either!
Hobbies: Music, Beer, Wii, Video, Porn & your Mom.
The Bandit
Aliases: Bandit
Occupation: Programmer Extraordinaire
Favorite food: T-bone steak with Worcestershire sauce
Turn-ons: Mrs. Bandit, cars, computers, podcasting (latest alias: new media)
Turn-offs: dudes, goats, food with mold, humans with mold, MOLD!
Favorite Midwestern state: The Buckeye State!
Favorite Sitcom Name: A-Team
Favorite line in America the Beautiful: America! America!, the one between ” Across the wilderness” and ” God mend thine ev’ry flaw”, So obvious!
Favorite utensil: ice cream scoop with ice cream
Favorite blunt instrument: ice cream scoop without ice cream. Must have the thumb lever that cleans the scoop out.
Favorite expletive: **** you, you ***** *****! You **** because ***** ***, so *** ****!
Favorite weapon of mass destruction: nuclear ice cream scoops
Favorite element on periodic table: Krypton, it can defeat Superman and is a planet in Star Trek
Favorite monkey: Bear from B.J. and the Bear
Favorite gift the wise men brought Baby Jesus: A Nintendo Wii
Hobbies: saying stupid things on Interstate1002
